Did you really expect him to answer? Wait, what? That man has a toaster over embedded into his jaw, Briggs. Benjamin is all too eager to chat him up. Three or four screens of pointless swamp filler areas beyond the sewers, Ben comes upon this fellow enjoying the scenery. At least it's somewhat more interesting to look at than the endless shots of that one cavern. This too hails from the distant lands of Painkilleria. 666 (oh ho ho, I see what you did there) to exit the joint.ĭespite this chapter being titled "The Sewers" a decent amount of it. There is only one linear path out of the sewers and it's just beyond where the Keeper was standing. And nobody is hugging you, Benny.Īnyhow, we now have a loaded pair of dice to no doubt cheat and swindle poor downtrodden folk in the name of Briggs' ergh.do we even have a clear cut goal at this point? Who shrugs like that?! That is an invitation to a hug position, not a shrug. This animation loops a couple times, with a clear break where Ben's arm teleports from midway up his chest to the position shown above. Why were your welcoming gifts a bottle of chloroform, a sack of saffron, and a telescope?" "What were you expecting to do with that pirate hat?" "You tell say this to me, yet I saw what the cave troll shook out of your pockets." Dice.err, well thank you! Baubles of luck and magic, eh? You are strange.very, very strange!" "I mean, you didn't even spell it right in your subtitle, for Pete's sake!" "'Baubles'? Really? Who says that? You're honestly going to tell me you use that in everyday conversation?" "Baubles? Someone has been thumbing through a thesaurus to look smart, hasn't he?" So, you're going to go with the whole "oh what a funny coincidence" thing? Really? He's barring the only path out of this area (pay no attention to the several indentations that look like paths, as well as that big light at the end of the tunnel, as they're all red herrings) thus we're forced to speak with the tosser. So our old pal the KEEPER OF LOST SOULS IN THE KEEP OF LOST SOULS is taking a smoke break down in the sewers or some shit. A lovely assortment of go-HEY! Hey, where's the pirate hat?! We never used the pirate hat! What in the hell kind of cocktease is that? One does not idly shuffle pirate hats into someone's hands and then never use them. All that's left is the Seal MacGuffin, the welcome note from the keeper, the stolen warrior soul, and Arach's finger. So, as it turns out the friendly neighborhood troll just wanted to empty Briggs' pockets of the myriad of useless shit he was carrying. Welcome back to Chapter II.a sewer level?! Are you shitting me, game? We go from a brown dungeon, to brown caverns, to a sewer?! What's next? An industrial waste processing site followed by a secret underground lab?
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